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When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
Something being so great and perfect especially a couple who are so awesome together but do not want to accept the reality
Kyle and Betty together make a perfect pint although they do not want to see each other
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