Perfectly Wrapped

1. adj. - describing someone, specifically a male, more specifically a white male, who has a number of high quality physical traits, such as: hot body, hot face, sexy hair, pretty eyes, great athleticism...but it is unknown about the package INSIDE. (Therefore the person using this adjective is not shallow but even the more cautious.

Alexis: "Hey, do you see that guy over there?"

Kiirsten: "Yeah, the one with the pink hipster shades?"

Alexis: "They're orange...but anyways, yeah...he's Perfectly Wrapped."

Kiirsten: "Yeah, but it might just be to cover up a horrible present. He might be a douche. And those shades are pink."

Alexis: "Orange."

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