pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

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pert near

pretty near

she was pert near asleep

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pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

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Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

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