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A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.
Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )
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Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.
What's that noise?
Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.
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90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.
Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
Generic example person 2: generic example response
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The ones in this website. They turn every word in a sexual sense
People REALLY are perverts here
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a person whose sexual behavior is not satisfactory or allowable.
Those who make everything about something sexual, those who look at a girl's breast when talking to a girl, and those who like looking under a girl's skirt are examples of perverts.
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What we all are, but are too afraid to admit.
im a pervert ur a pervert but noe one likes perverts.
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99.999% of all the people on Urban Dictionary. Don't believe me? Look up something nonsexual and you will find 1-7 things sexual.
Man, I hate these perverts on Urban Dictionary.
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