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Pet the Shark

"Petting the shark" refers to giving a woman a hand-job. This is due to the fact that at most aquarium shark petting tanks, they require you to pet a shark with the first and middle finger, the same two fingers used to finger your girlfriend.

Side Note: A woman's vagina also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation.

Yeah, I'm totally about to pet the shark.

by smashuri November 2, 2010


Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 22, 2019


Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar

Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023