Peter Parker

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

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Peter Parker

Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.

Peter Parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.

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Peter Parker

A pile of dust

Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust

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Peter Parker

The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.

Tony Stark: I am your father.

Peter Parker: Sweet.

Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE

Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh

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Peter Parker

A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.

Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?

He's definitely not Spider-Man.

Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!

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Peter Parker

whos that

who the hell is peter parker?

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Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana

"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."

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