Random
Source Code
Random
random mooning. in other words..the random flashing (showing) of ones ass to an unsuspecting victim. usually accompanied by shouting of the phrase "phantom ass!"
*john's bro runs in and does the phantom ass*
*all witnesses groan*
3👍 6👎
The term given to someone who thinks they have a large ass but when in reality they don't.
Look at Becky she totally has Phantom Ass Syndrome
I know right
To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.
48👍 5👎
A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"