phantom beer

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.

When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.

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Beer Phantom

That friend you've met for the first time, three times.

"Hey man, nice to meet you, catch yah around.
We've met before at Casey's

Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."