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An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.
Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.
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when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out
Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :('
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When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.
Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.
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1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence.
2) The thought "cutting the cheese" around you
3) The fright of a fart being with you
Betty was embaressed when she thought her smelly fart was around her and all of her friends, but in reality the fart was many feet behind her. She had a phantom fart.
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A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.
I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.
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When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it
Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?
Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it
Ryan W: it was you lachlan.
Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again
Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.
It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart
Aidan: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart
Cj: “touches Aidans butt
Aidan: “farts”