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Phantom wipe

Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. Youโ€™re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you donโ€™t you should to make sure your getting all the โ€ฆ (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.

(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.

by Glockman1727AK47 January 19, 2008

87๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


phantom wipe

When after you take a dump, you wipe your ass but see nothing on the toilet paper.

I just took a shit and did a phantom wipe.

by Bigg Gene March 11, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


phantom wipe


Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. Youโ€™re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you donโ€™t you should to make sure your getting all the โ€ฆ (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.

(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.

by Glockman1727AK47 December 4, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž