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A term used to describe players who are terrible at the game of golf. Most commonly found at cheap, under kept municipal courses. Character traits are usually (but not limited to) not being able to drive the ball 310 yards, slicing/snap hooking regularly, bragging about almost getting a hole-in-one and not fixing their divots, sneaking drinks on the course, using iron head covers, lying about their handicap and/or wearing unapproved attire(ie, Jeans, cargos, tee shirts, tank tops or jorts). synonyms hack
Mike: "This round will take at least 6 hours stuck behind this group of pheasants? "
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"
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Proper Pheasanting Techniques:
1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.
I hope she gets some Head and Shoulders for that pheasant!
Pheasanting is a great moisturizer.
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an insult that baffles your opponent and other people that wouldn’t appreciate being called that but has no physical sense of the definition
You pheasant
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(n. -DWMP): A pejorative term of endearment for members of "Dude, Where's My Par?" that describes one as a lower class in a term correlated to avian jargon as is most golf related jargon. See: -birdie -eagle -albatross
You must be new.. Better double check the DWMP page before YOU talk shit.. What a pheasant
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A poor person who can't afford a higher trim level vehicle, or nice upgrades and resorts to cheap aftermarket accessories to try and look like they have a nicer vehicle than they really do.
Look at Bill being a pheasant, he's driving an F150 XLT and put a leather wrap over the steering wheel trying to make it a Lariat.
Guys, I could buy a nicer model truck, but mine is for work. No, you're just a fucking poor pheasant piece of shit.
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A game bird that's widely hunted in North America and Europe. Infamous for making a "cackling" sound that pisses off everyone after it wakes them up early in the morning.
Jim : A Pheasant woke me up at 6 AM Today
Bill : Want to go hunting then?
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A term of endearment used in DWMP to describe people that don't understand the term Pheasant. If you don't understand the term Pheasant, then you are a Pheasant. If you complain about the term Pheasant, then you are a Pheasant. If you complain about 310 or DG or several other key components of DWMP culture, then you are a Pheasant. If you can't handle being roasted, then you will be a roasted Pheasant. If you still don't understand, then you are still a Pheasant.
Pheasant: "Don't you guys know it's spelled peasant, not pheasant?"
Everyone else: "Shut up you phu**ing pheasant."
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