Pheasant breast

The act of showing off your “pheasant breast” refers to the male human testicles being pulled up when either nude or with pants down. Amazingly, while pulling on the penis straight up towards his chin the male testicles are pronounced and look much like an. Elegant breast of a pheasant. Color, size and texture are almost identical between the human and the bird.

I showed off my pheasant breast on my first date with a beautiful classy woman. I thought it would be a wild kingdom mating call. She punched me straight in my bare pheasant breast and I fell to the ground.