Phil

A dodgy cretin that hangs around children

Oi you see that guy over there bet his names Phil

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Phil

Pullin a Phil is when you're too ugly to get a woman so you settle for a crossdresser when you're drunk

Mike: im not gay plus i was drunk, plus they're non gender conformed so technically its not a man or a woman nanana
Jason: Sounds like you're pullin a phil

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Phil

A big big loser who has fetishes for his dad wearing pink/leapord skin speedos.

Phil

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Phil

Very popular in high school, gets all the ladies but tends to have sex with all the older girls.

Always on some type of drug, usually a phil might be shy but he carries a big package below.

Warning - Phil's have a very high sex drive and will fuck anything, so be prepared.

John "Yo that kids got a big dick"

Matt: "Yeah he must have some Phil in him"

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phil

someone who is 6 foot huge and would kill everyone in its way. A phil is also a great person who is funny and all the girls love him for his charm. Phil is a pimp and a half. Everyone wants to be a phil but there is only one phil and that is PHIL T.

I want that kid phil so bad its not even funny, said alyssa.

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Phil

A God among men. Phil is all-knowing. Don't question his powers. He is often seen sporting a large brass instrument and wearing a purple tanktop.

I just won the lottery, Im such a Phil.

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phil

to refuse to be dumped

i tried to dump anthony, but he did a phil and said no

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