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Philadelphia Eagles

The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles are the reigning Super Bowl Champions after beating Tom Brady and the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 52 on 2/4/18 . This talented team is owned by Jeff Lurie, coached by Doug Pederson and managed by GM Howie Roseman. MVP of the game was backup Quarterback Nick Foles who took over for injured Franchise Quarterback Carson Wentz.

The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles made Super Bowl history with a trick play called the "Philly Special "

by Phillygirl11 May 21, 2018

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Philadelphia Eagles

despite always being good, they've never won a super bowl; home of McNabb

The Eagles mauled Dallas 40-7

by Sports Freak October 16, 2003

531๐Ÿ‘ 312๐Ÿ‘Ž


Philadelphia Eagles

Desperate NFL football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to "almost, but not quite good enough." From T.O. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as Ron Mexico, there isn't a scumbag this team isn't willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a Superbowl. Of course, like all other NFL teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. A team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

When I sit down to watch tabloid television, I usually tune in to the Philadelphia Eagles game, because although I know I'm about to watch a bunch of losers, I also know I just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.

Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!

by Fraud Exposer August 19, 2009

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Philadelphia Eagles

An awesome team that didn't actually get their asses kicked in Super Bowl XXXIX as arturo rosas says. They lost 24-21 on a last minute field goal, the way in which the Patriots always win.

The Philadelphia Eagles came up short, but they will be back...

by Harrier233 January 15, 2006

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Philadelphia Eagles

The NFC Champions that just owned Scaldo and MJs face by beating the Atlanta Falcons and getting into the Superbowl while the Pittsburgh Steelers got owned by the New England Patriots.

"Reporter: It's pandamonium down on the field as the Eagles has just earned the right to represent the NFC in the Superbowl!

Reporter: In other news, RoethlisJewnoseBerger just choked and was destroyed by the New England Patriots. MJ and Scaldo from UrbanDictionary.com have thusly been owned in their face.

Back to you Steve."

by pwned January 24, 2005

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Philadelphia Eagles

The best NFL team ever, who beats the Dallas Cowboys(girls) asses on a daily basis

Whoa, dude, the Dallas Cowboys just got destroyed by the Philadelphia Eagles

by Failedlegacy December 15, 2009

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Philadelphia Eagles

A team that drafts a ๐Ÿ—‘ Quarterback even know they have one.

Me: Dude, the Philadelphia Eagles are fucking dumb

by s m a l l p e e n April 29, 2020

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