PHIZ

adj. describing someone who obviously posts in Something Awful's Pretentious Hipster Irony Zone, often delineated by a combination of hipster and goon fashion such as tight pants and shirts, flannel, thick-rimmed glasses, obscure band tees, boots, messenger bags ponytails, neckbeards and anything else you can think of.

Did you see that dude with the faggy handbag? He's totally PHIZ...

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phiz

a person's facial expression

Why are you looking at me with such a sour phiz?

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phiz

An exclamation of dismay, frustration or displeasure.

Phiz! I stubbed my toe!
Oh phiz, my girlfriend cheated on me.
Someone slashed my tires. That's some bullphiz.

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Phiz

A phiz, is usually a person called Riley Pemberton.
This insult is used by the stupidest of the retards. Thinking they are the alpha.

Riley: your a phiz
Victim: your literally a phiz

PHiZ

Phillip "PHiZZURP" Klemenov (August 14, 1992 – October 2, 2016) was a professional Call of Duty player from the United States. Optic Scump rocked, "PHiZ", in his clantag for a while. Rip legend.

Me: PhiZ and Scump got me into COD, they're legends.
Everyone else: Agreed.