Phone Aids

Something that Brennen has.

Me: Brennen you have phone aids.
Brennen: What are phone aids?
Me: You're too young Brennen.

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Phone Aids

Downloading 3rd party apps , 3rd party jailbreak apps

I keeping downloading 3rd party apps , I’m going to get phone aids .

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Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat

Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday

phone aids

The act of using someone else's phone charger in an act of desperation to power your device ;) resulting in a lag or virus in your poor phone proceeding the event.

Dude I think your mom's charger gave me phone aids last night. My phones been all f**ked up ever since

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