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In the male dominated construction industry this is a slapstick name for Fridays...because you stand around on Fridays “playing with your pickle” instead of working.
Friday morning, got it made.
Jack me off with a saw-zall blade.
Don’t give me no dirty looks,
Another 40 in the books.
So, throw some hands, and shout hurray...smile it’s fuckin pickle day!!!
December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.
“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”
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December 17th.
On December 17th, 2019 at 13:03, a dinosaur was “born”. From then on, loads of people know it’s “National Pickles The dinosaur day!” Or “National Pickles The Pink Dinosaur Day!”
It’s custom to say happy birthday pickles! On something. (Paper, speech, a status, etc.)
Friend 1: “It’s National Pickles The Dinosaur Day!”
Friend 2: “C’mon! We have to wish him happy birthday!”
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oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
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Annual Fuck Pickle Day occurs on the 2nd of May. Fuck Pickle.
Issac: Hey why did your parents name you Layne?
Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day
February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.
What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day