An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.
Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.
1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"
2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!
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Scew you, Whore!
Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!
Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!
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