pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

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Bone Pickled Queefs

A queef exerted from the body in a timely manner after getting boned by a person of the opposite gender who has consumed a pickle prior to the intercourse. Also another way to express readiness for food.

"Damn look at that lasagna.... Bone Pickled Queefs!"

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