pig in blanket

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.

Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.

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pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

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Pigs in Blanket

This is where you wrap bacon around a Penis before Sex. This can be done with strap ons and Dildos.

Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.

Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.

Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.

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Pig in blanket

another term for penis in a sock

Guy: Hey come check out my awesome pig in blanket.
Girl: With Pleasure.

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pig in a blanket

1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.

Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.

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Pigs in a blanket

A delicious breakFEAST consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. Served smothered with syrup on top. Rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.

Dad: What do you kids want for breakfast?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?

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pigs in a blanket

It is when a man has a threesome with two fat chicks.

"Dude, I am going to go for a threesome tonight!" "Look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a 'pigs in a blanket'."

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