A type of pig which is so extraordinarily large or wide that it exceeds all mortal comprehension.
"Woah, that is one massive pige over there. I bet it could carry a whole person on it's back."
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When you shave off all your pubes, keep them under the bed while having sex and proceed to glue the pubes onto her back with your cum.
"Yo Chad how was Stacy in bed last night?"
"Awh dude she was freaky as fuck, I even Guinea Piged her!"
"Dude thats sick no way! I wish my girl would let me do that."
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Someone Who looks fat and lazy due to camera angle on facetime, zoom, teams et cetera