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pillow-candy

When about to emabrk on a hurried sex-session (usally at someone elses party) you reliase netheir of you has a condom. Luickily, you spot one that has been mistakenly left behid by somelse. Note: It is rarly on a actual pillow, but behind a couch or bed.)

God, thay pillow-candy saved my life. Too bad for her it was grape. Yuck.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 2, 2006

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