pimp diddy

A short Italian Corperal in the Ontario Regiment. He could'nt get laid for a long time, then all of a sudden he had bitches coming out his ass. He also makes alot of references to screwing other people's mothers.

I was out in the field one time, having a smoke, when Pimp Diddy came out of the bush covered in blood. When I asked what happened, he said he just got done fucking my mom and she had her period all over him. True Story.

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