pineapple on pizza

THE MOST ABHORENT ABOMINATION TO SOCIETY TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET! ONLY THE SICKEST OF HUMAN BEINGS PUT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. IT HONESTLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. IF U PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, PLEASE JUMP!

Me: Yeah bro, I heard he put pineapple on pizza.
Friend: Ew, hope he gets food poisoning.

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pineapples on pizza

to some a blessing, to others a curse

pineapples on pizza is the equivalent of shitting on a burger and eating it whole./ dude, this pineapple pizza is the best!

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Pineapple with Pizza

: basically a pizza with pineapple chunks on it.

: popularized by SB19's bunso, Junstin de Dios.

: but can also be a big pineapple with pizza chunks, yes, possible.

Delivery Boy: Sir, here's your order. Pineapple with pizza. Enjoy!

Ken: Ay, nandito na pala? How fast. Solomoooot ♥️💕💘💞😍

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Pineapple on pizza

Calm down people it’s not an abomination it’s actually quite good try it one time

Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good

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Pineapple on Pizza

Most people say it’s the worst thing but have never even tried it.

Hey, truth or dare?

Truth.

Do you like pineapple on pizza?

No, obviously.

Ok, truth or dare again.

Truth.

Have you ever tried pineapple on pizza?

..no…

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Pineapple Pizza

The fastest way to turn a discussion into a warzone. Bring up anchovies for bonus points.

Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*

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Pineapple Pizza

A pizza with pineapple slices on top, which some people might like, while others don't.
Either way, I respect your opinion

Me: I have a random question, do you like pineapple pizza? Because I do...
Him: Nah....it's not really my favourite. I'm not really that kind of guy who likes to put fruit in pizza.

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