Random
Source Code
Random
The action of preventing a person from retiring to bed. Common pinnering tactics employed are:
1) to physically restrain the person being pinnered (henceforth referred to as the 'pinnee')
2) to ask the pinnee to retell everything that has just happened in a film being watched then asking what was missed during the explanation (repeat as necessary)
3) initiating a 'who kissed whom' argument
N.B: Pinnering should only be undertaken in a controlled and supervised environment.
"Hey girl, you look quite tired today."
"Yeah, dave had me pinnered all night."
"Boss."
8👍 1👎
really small, very little, extremely thin. Other spellings: pinnard, pinnerd.
That joint was really pinnered
1👍 6👎
Disclaimer: Names and places have been changed to protect the pinners. Any reference to person(s) living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Description:
Acute Monogenucleopinneritis, more commonly known as Pinneritis, is a disease or the brain caused by Kai-Uwe syndrome, a rare condition whereby the patient, usually of German descent, is easily susceptible to peer-pressure and homosexual tendencies. Pinneritis is characterized by little or no money management skills, drug and/or alcohol abuse, an inability to show any self-restraint or self-control, and a lack of care or consideration for others. Once diagnosed patients are expected not to live any longer than 5 years, unless immediate medical attention is sought.
Symptoms:
Low or non-existent credit rating.
Addiction to alcohol, weed, and porn.
Maxing out your Credit Card and Overdraft so you can buy more weed.
Lying to your parents, constantly.
Lying to your friends, constantly.
Excessive dental work.
Poor personal hygiene.
Drinking and driving.
Loss of drivers license, multiple times.
Treatment:
If you experience any of these symptoms please contact your family doctor. Pinneritis is treatable in it's early form. A straight-forward smack upside the head, repeated if necessary, until patient loses the ability to move arms and legs. A rehabilitation center is in the midst of being developed in the little known country of Poochland, situated off the coast of Mexico. The center will by run by it's founder, Professor Jeff "If you can roll it, smoke it" Gallo, Also known as Professor Jeebus "Christ, I have no job" Gallo.
History:
Pinneritis was first diagnosed in May 2006.
Kai-Uwe "Mind if I stick it in?" Wolters is the first documented case of Pinneritis
Mark: Hey Rob, did you hear? Kai was recently diagnosed with acute Pinneritis.
Rob: Haha, what a pooch. He's so pinnered.
29👍 4👎
1. (n) A small marijuana cigarette rolled tightly, and lacking in marijuana content. Usually sells cheap on the underground markets.
2. (adj.) Marijuana that is of poor quality.
3. (adj.) Diminutive adjective to express displeasure for an activity.
4. (adj.) Used to describe objects that are small and/or of poor quality.
1. I'm gonna go and smoke this pinner in the washroom 'fore maths class.
2. That guy sells pinner weed.
3. Man, this game is pinner.
4. That's a pinner pencil you've got there.
554👍 170👎
a very small, thin marijuana cigarette; a poor excuse for a joint.
"Want to come get baked with me and Hannah?"
"No way, dude she only rolls pinners!"
132👍 36👎
(noun) a very small, thin marijuana cigarette. It gets its name from being pin-shaped
We shared a pinner after the show.
313👍 108👎
A really small joint (marijuana ciggarette)
Dude, wanna smoke a joint?
Idk man, i got driving school later... how bout rolling a pinner?
102👍 51👎