pinochle

when someone is lying, instead of liar you call him pinochle

bruh you are such a pinochle

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Pelvic Pinochle

Bumpin' uglies, making the beast with two backs... having sex

Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so.

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pelvic pinochle

Another word for having sex. Some people may remember this wird from the episode from Futurama. In that episode, the Doctor tries to seduce the controller from an old woman called "Mom" in order to save the world from a robot attack.

Fry: "You and mom were.. were..?"
Farnsworth: "...Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so."
all: "gasp!"

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pinochle wages

a really low paying job, like a Mcjob. A job that only brings in, if your lucky 2/3 of what you need to live on a month. But you keep it because there isn't much else out there.

I'd have more money if I didn't make pinochle wages

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