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a decent sized beer (take note you twats)
apint of your finest please barkeep
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1. (In the US) 0.473 liters (16 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draft beer.
2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.
3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.
Man (walks into a bar in Toronto): I'll have a pint of Guiness.
Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.
Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?
Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.
Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?
Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.
Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com
Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!
Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.
Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.
Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.
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The act of doing nothing but getting high then sitting down and eating a entire pint of ice cream. While eating your ice cream you may also watch T.V., a film, or porn.
Adam got pinted today while he watched 'Gettysburg'
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The unit everything is measured in, in Northern Ireland.
Person #1: Awwwww fuck coming for a fuckiiiiing piiiiintt like?
Person #2: Aye pint of bacon please squiiiire.
Person #1: Alright barkeep, can I get a pint of bacon, a pint of bread and two beer bongs to go please.
Barkeep: Right you are young laird. Here are your pints.
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Nah, don't look at this and think of a pint of milk, beer or any other liquid. Pint is the updated version of what one would say 'on fleek' or 'on point'. It is pronounced pee-nt.
Caleb: Guys I got new football boots, they're on point. What do you think?
Abu: On fleek bro!
Ruby: You two are so last century. It's on pint. Get your terms right!
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To have as one's sole objective to drink many many pints at a bar or pub, usually with fellow pinting partners.
Using the word "pint" as a verb.
As in "to pint or not to pint.."
I think I will go pinting tonight as I can feel a thirst coming on.
Usually someone who is pinting is very focused on getting intoxicated and less concerened with meeting lovely ladies.
A person who is pinting however usually engages in loud conversations and debates.
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