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Jizz in a girl's eye, then kick her in the knee, causing her to jump on one leg, like a pirate with a peg-leg.
My girlfriend looked funny as hell after the dancing pirate.
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When a man stands with legs slightly parted, in either loose fitting clothes or naked, while thrusting his hips in such a way that his penis swings forward and backward. It does not work well, when equipped with a small penis.
Jake did the "pirate dance" in gym yesterday, just to show off his size.