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Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.

Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019


piss and miss

to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss

Person 1: wheres keller

Person 2: he said he had to take a piss

Person 3: ill check

Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss

by IanAKAmoroN June 14, 2012

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piss-n-miss

When a person leaves a social situation to urinate only to find s/he missed a critical part of the conversation or story.

โ€œHey man, whereโ€™d you go? Noah just told us what his wack boss did yesterday!โ€
โ€œDang, that was one costly piss-n-miss.โ€

by christine sixteen August 26, 2009

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Piss miss

The act of urinating, and missing the target (Toilet) while maintaining a massive erection.

I went to take a leak with epic morning wood, and ended up having a "PISS MISS" all over the wall.

by rug dude August 9, 2012