Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.

"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."

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piss on bricks

A sentence of absolute frustration, when nothing else comes to mind to define your frustrations, this phrase is put into use.

Olivia: Well, what if the douchebag doesn't ignore you?
Katherine: Then piss on bricks.

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piss on a brick

When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee

I'm so mad I'm gonna piss on a brick