piss dance

A compilation of various emotions converted into physical action because of in dire need to piss.

dude 1: "Who is shaking the car?"
dude 2: "I think it's Dave, he's probably doing the piss dance."

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piss dance

when you jump up and down and conveniently place your hands on your crotch to try and stop the piss from flowing out of your urethra

bystander number 1:look at that fag over there. whats his problem.
bystander number 2:i dont know. is he just touching himself?
bystander number 3:no you dumbasses. somebody shit so hard they clogged the toilet, and now this poor guy cant piss, so hes doing the piss dance to try and hold it in.

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Piss dance

A type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman pisses on your lap. It is a kind of kinky sex play.

He got a piss dance.

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Don't piss on the dance floor

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)

*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.