piss soup

1. (infinitive) to mislead someone; to bullshit
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine

1. Jack: Hey, did you here about Jim?

Joe: No, what about him?

Jack: He wrecked his car.

Joe: No way!

Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.

2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.

Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.

3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?

Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!

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