Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them

“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”

penis piss

An extremely concentrated dose of soapy water delivered directly to the crotch while bathing which, if done correctly, results in an unpleasant stinging sensation in the penis

I didn't notice the bar of soap was missing until I got hit with the batch of penis piss it had been used to make.

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