Piss hand

The hand you piss with. Usually the right hand, though some have been known to "pull a lefty" for amusement. Note that using the non-preferred hand can lead to pissing on your shoes and/or other vital organs.

The advantage of having one chosen piss hand is that only one hand need be washed after pissing.

Ricardinho: Hey, dude, which is your piss hand?
Albertinho: Same as my jerk hand: the right.

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Piss hand

To finger someone after they have pissed themselves.

"So, I heard Baxter piss handed someone in a cupboard."

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piss in hand

Piece of cake. Easy. No worries.

The less well-known cousin of "piece of piss", this is an Australian term to describe something as easy, especially if you are asked by somebody else.

"Hey mate, did you pass your exam?"
"Yeah, piss in hand"

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Piss in my hand

The act of putting your hand either in front of the penis or under the vagina to intercept piss as it flows out. A warm to mildly hot sensation may follow.

"Its freezing out here Elyssa.. Can you piss in my hand to prevent frostbite?"

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