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The Pitchman

It's a promotional sex move, in which you endorse your sexual advances as if it is an infomercial.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!

"I gave her The Pitchman last night, she loved it so much, her pussy was soaking up my pre-cum like a Sham-wow!"

"Tired of messing with douche bag guys that just can't make cum? Well, get my Finger Buster! I will give you not one finger, not two fingers, but three whole fingers in your pussy! And if you cum now I will throw in an extra 10 minutes of clit busting action for free! You can't lose!"

by CaliBoy Twizzler October 30, 2009

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Pitchman

A Pitchman is someone who would try to convince you of a sale, The most authentic type of Pitchman would be located on a street corner or outside a busy area, he would have a small stall, which he would carry around easily with him from place to place trying to sell his wares. Not comparable to modern day charity clipboard people, these guys had an art and a style to how they worked and they would always make a sale, in the short term or long term.

That's Old Ed over there. He sold me this tie for only a buck!! He's a real Pitchman.

by Reznov Wolfbane May 9, 2020