Pixelate it

Putting an image on a digital monitor for your visual confirmation, pleasure, etc.

-"Hey Boo, I just got a tattoo on my breast."
-"Oh, yeah? Pixelate it."

-"Doctor! My herp is flaring up again!"
- "Nurse, can you please pixelate it for me?"

-"Son, when I was your age we used to masterbate to Playboys."
-"That must have been rough! Nowadays, they pixelate it."

-"I want to have cyber sex with you."
-"Pixelate it."

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pixelate

Pixelation happens when an image displayed on a monitor (TV, VGA, LCD, etc...) is stretched beyond its intended resolution, this causes the individual pixels themselves to be enlarged, making the image look blocky and generally bad.

I got this porn MPG on my computer, it was 320x240 so when I put it in full screen, it got so pixelated I couldn't see it well enough to get hard.

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pixel

Verb: To add an item to a digital calendar or address book. Similar to "pencil" or "pen" something into an appointment book.

Let me pixel you into my Google Calendar

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Pixel

A generic term for a female who falls within the late teens to twenty-something age range and therefore cannot be comfortably described as a girl, nor a woman.

Often used to avoid such words as: bird, chick, babe, lady, or young woman.

Did you see that pixel? She was adequately attractive.

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Pixel

A Video Game Graphics Style That Was Used In Games Like Pac-man, Kirby, Mario, And Alot Of Other Old School Games

Guy 1: Hey, Look At My Pixel Art
Guy 2: Cool!

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Pixelize

To turn into pixels.

Homesar is a pixelized character

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pixelated

zombie-like trance which happens when you can not turn away while watching one of the recent train wreck reality shows.

What's wrong with Mom? Oh she's ok. She's just pixelated from watching the Real Housewives of New York marathan recap.

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