pizza bottom

Someone who refuses to eat pizza with any kind of topping at all.

Allan: "Let's see... we can get pepperoni on that... or maybe mushrooms. Which do you like better?"
Zito: "Neither."
Allan: "Oh. Well, what toppings do you like on your pie?"
Zito: "Nothing at all. I never eat pizza with anything on top. Just cheese and tomato sauce."
Allan: "Nothing on top? EVER? You're such a pizza bottom!!"

Sauce bottom pizza

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