pizza burglary

The act of lining your purse or man-bag with tin foil and going to Cici's pizza place, and stealing pizza from the restaurant. often accomplished by charsimatic, young, and beatiful young women.

"hey sara, you can put your phone in your purse!"
"no i cant, it's filled with pizza!"
"but that's pizza burglary!"
"I know."
"that's not what emma would do!"

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