Pizza Cucking

When you order two pizzas, place both boxes on a table open and eat one pizza while you make the other pizza watch.

Hey Pete what kind of freaky shit are you into?

Oh man Im super into pizza cucking right now.

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pizza cucked

when your significant other makes the effort to go out for pizza without you when it could've been ordered in

Dude, The Quartering's wife pizza cucked him.

Pizza Cucked

When your wife leaves the house because she doesn't have to be around you and gets pizza without you.

Jeremy: My wife went out for pizza without me and I'm angry about it. So I'm gonna win this round and I'm gonna pee
Ethan: No way bro you got Pizza Cucked so hard you peed in your basement

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