Pizza Girl

When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.

Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."

Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."

Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."

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Pizza Girl

a greasy person. basically someone who has greasy hair, an oily face, smells bad, and/or a bad personality.

for example, people who shittalk, bully, look musty, and need to shower would be considered pizza girls.

you can also replace “girl” with “guy,” “person,” etc.

“Ew look at her hair! Emma is a pizza girl.”

“Imagine not washing you’re face and smelling like shit. He’s literally a pizza guy.”

LSU pizza girl

During LSU finals week of Fall 10', a girl went ape-shit over a pizza she, incorrectly, thought workers were making wrong. While storming away, she threw an object at an innocent bystander who threw it back. A fight nearly ensued. By some windfall, this chain of events was caught on video via phone and subsequently went viral.

Consequently, stories of LSU pizza girl's other crazy antics started making their way onto blogs, forums, Facebook walls, and other online sources of discussion.

LSU pizza girl is apparently generally disliked on campus.

Did you see the video of LSU pizza girl? Some crazy heffer threw a bitch fit over some pizza and went on a rampage.

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