the pizza Messiah that drapes his cock over your pizza and turns it into the best pizza you have ever taste
pizza jesus came by and i was like whoa what the fuck get your cock out of my pizza
he left
I ate it cause im not picky
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When they hold a prayer event at your school and they give free pizza if you sit through it.
Person 1.) Aw man I have to deal with the free pizza jesus people today!
Person 2.) Well at least we get some quality pizza.
Person 1.) But they are so fucking annoying!
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The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.
Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker
That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza
Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.
Dude, lets go to Twice the deal to get some jesus pizza.
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