pizza penis

An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.

It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?

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pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

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penis pizza

The sexual act of running a pizza cutter up and down, or around, an erect penis. If the pizza cutter is recently used, it feels better.

After enjoying a nice homemade pizza Sally decided to spice up the mood by giving Jim a penis pizza.

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