Pizza Purse

When you're drunk as hell and you're eating out a girl, then all of the sudden you vomit right in her vagina giving her a "Pizza Purse".

"Dude I was like totally wasted and I gave that bitch a Pizza Purse..."

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purse pizza

When you’ve eaten more than your fair share of pizza at someone else’s house after a long night of drinking and it’s time to leave, but you want more pizza, so you shove a couple pieces in your purse on the way out.

I’m so wasted. How long until we’re home? Want some purse pizza?