pizza rule

The Pizza Rule is usually invoked when referring to an unattractive female. "It ain't good pizza, bit it IS pizza."

"Ug. All right, I'll go for it, but I'm invoking the Pizza Rule."

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Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half