Pizzer

How English people pronounce Pizza

“Ah yes Winston might I have a slice of your Pizzer?”

Winston: “Sod of you knobber”

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Pizzer

Note: I searched for this and i only got two fricking results, and none of them apparently know about this
Note 2: This is just a joke because I'm apparently a nerd

Pizzer is a thing time helps us to make!
It could also be a time of the day!

Y'know...

Robin (duckguy): Hey Tony, what time is it?
Tony: It's time for PIZZER!

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Pizzer

A term for a teenage incel/neckbeard. Tends to be fat, a troll, stupid, and extremely edgy.

“God look at that pizzer. What a joke.”

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pizzer

A talking clock trying to give a red man with a mop on his head, a yellow kid with blue hair, and a talking green duck some pizza

Now you can see the importance of time, it helps us make pizzer it keeps things in line.

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Pizzer Shizzer

The act of taking a piss at the urinal while suddenly becoming overcome with flatulence. Once farting begins, a distinct understanding of the difference between a fart while pissing and the infamous Pizzer Shizzer overcomes subject.

I was pissing at the urinal when I decided to blow a huge fart; I realized very quickly that I had just experienced a Pizzer Shizzer and I should've used the stall.

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Pizzers

The act of having pizza on bagels.

I like pizzers

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pazza pizzer

(pāts-ŭ pîts-ər)

The paper that is put under a pizza

Excuse me sir, but we did not receive a pazza pizzer under our pizza.

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