Pk-plonk

The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent

Only known element to radiate from a person

Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped

People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker

Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish

Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!

Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk