First, buy a really expensive camera. Then, go to an airshow on the beach with your buddies and setup next to a smoking hot, tatt'd up, multi-pierced, married chick. Take some boss-ass photos of the fighter jets and trade them
with the husband for nude photos of his wife.
Dude, that guy with aviator glasses looks like he's super into fighter jets - and his wife is smoking hot! Perfect candidate for planes for pussy!