plank time

The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.

Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."

Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."

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Planking at closing time

The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.

Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.

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plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume

errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started