Plant a tree

When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load

friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!

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plant a tree

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

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plant a tree

to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."

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Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!

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plant a tree

You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.

Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!

Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!

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Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

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Plant two trees with one seed

Getting two things done at once.

We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.

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