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Chris Martin (the singer from Coldplay)
"You're a plant pot!" - Said by Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher to Chris Martin at the Q Awards.
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When you shit in a girls mouth then stick your dick in as if you are planting seed.
He Stew, I plant potting your mum last night. She didn't even gag!
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Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:
One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.
Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK
Q: "Would you try plant potting?
A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"
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used primarily in a sales environment
An individual(usually in a position of power)who is unable or unwilling to move forward with new ideas, methods to improve their business or get key decision makers involved because they are stuck in their old ways of thinking; becoming as worthless as a potted plant that just takes up desk space.
"I had a great conversation with Ann today but she's as worthless as a potted plant. She can't even get our proposal in front of her SVP, let alone their CFO."
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When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant
Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant
Originally a marijuana plant on the desk of a MAD Magazine writer, but is now an avocado plant. Arthur appears in the backdrop of comic strips in MAD magazine to this day, and has grown more and more leaves over the years.
Have you seen how big and legal Arthur the Potted Plant has gotten over the years? ECCH!
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A fascinating object, often mixed up with an illegal substance. People with unatural relationships with these plants are call "dehctrophaeiliachs"
these un-natural relationships are similiar to that of the one between steve and a certain preist that will not be named
"what a lovely pot plant"
"dude, is that pot plant talking"
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